Here are the top 22 things I have done. Either in chronological or order of importance. You be the judge.
1. Had Botox (could also be called “Turned 40”).
2. Cried with friends.
3. Been really, really, really afraid.
4. Been to funerals of people younger than myself.
5. Forgiven people.
6. Held grudges.
7. Been certain I had ruined my life.
8. Been grateful for a magical life.
9. Been threatened with a lawsuit.
10. Lied and been caught.
11. Lied and gotten away with it.
12. Lost myself.
13. Compromised myself.
14. Made amends with myself.
15. Had a girl crush.
16. Been humiliated (from Top 22 Things I’ve Done Today).
17. Been mugged (also qualifies as “Peed myself”).
18. Kept secrets. Big ones.
19. Screamed at each of my three children in public (see also: Top 22 Things I’ve Done Today).
20. Betrayed a friend.
21. Made sacrifices. Big ones.
22. Surprised myself.