This is my living room right now. Yes, those are paint stains. No, that’s not a real baby lying on the floor. No, I cannot deal.
We really like crackers here. H is singing a song about them. To the tune of “Tomorrow” from Annie.
This was after our pediatrician appointment. The doctor was very disappointed in our bratty behavior. By “our” I mean my.
Mama One to Three 
Oh my gosh this is SO my house. Today is literally is such a mess I don’t know where to start. Hopefully a maid comes knocking at our doors to help us both.
Don’t forget you’re escaping it all in a matter of days. Woo hoo!
At least you’re smart enough to put a sheet down for the crumbs. I never would’ve thought of that. It’s like a picnic every day in the living room. Brilliant!
Ha! That’s pretty much what my house looks like every day. Also? No one toldme that children came with so many crumbs!
Ha!! My house always looks like a disaster. It’s amazing when I think back about how I actually used to care!! Now it’s just implied. Things will always be everywhere!! xo